I realize its been a bit since I have given any of my followers (scuffaw!) any kind of update on my life.

So her goes:

My eldest daughter “T” is now 12 years old and apparently thinks she is 18. Hormones are flowing through her veins like my tax dollars go through AIG! I can only hope that it subsides soon otherwise, I may have to sit her down and find out how long she plans to live because I have to power to extend or shorten that time as I see fit.  Current crush: Taylor Lautner from Twilight (pukes in mouth a bit)

My middle daughter “AP” is 7 years old and in second grade. I am constantly wondering how much Disney Channel one child can watch without her entire brain turning to sticky-sweet-mush. The thing is: she is amazingly smart! Her emotional intelligence is off the charts. I would like to see her read more often though.

My youngest daughter “AK” has been diagnosed with that piggy-bug that everyone has been talking about. She is currently staying at her mothers house so there is no worry of transferring the infection to any of the other kids, but I miss seeing her. :(

The wife is PREGGERS!!

Thats right kiddos! I have yet another on the way, and we have confirmed that it is a boy (THANK GOD)!!!! I cannot wait to have  a little bit more testosterone in the house! I can already feel the balance of power shifting (although not much).

I can finally look forward to raising a kid with less glitter getting stuck to my face when I hug them!

(thanks Demetri Martin)

So I guess that about covers everything going on right now, but keep checking, I promise I will keep this thing updated more often!

p.s. I will have the 4D ultrasound pictures soon!