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i will be updating this particular post when I find good ones:
I am a huge fan of this idea— ***linky*** (who doesn’t want a double amputee to make the perfect costume?!?)
Even if your two-year-old talks a big game, his tolerance for cocaine is probably not as high as yours:
jesus fucking christ!
Don’t people do cocaine so they can obtain the energy of a 2yr old? thats like giving Jesus water floaties
I have nothing else to say about this.
Bad Fuckers
I just read an AP article about a woman who received just ten years for drowning three of her children.
ten years, for depriving three little children who did nothing wrong but “get in the way of her relationship”
I cannot begin to tell you how wrong I feel this is.
some poor schmuck who gets caught giving his friend a bag of pot to help ease his chemotherapy gets slapped with distribution and will most likely spends way more time than the dirt-bag that kills her fucking children!!!!!
Bad Cluckers
I found some chicken in a tupperware container in the back of my refrigerator. I am not sure if it was from the Paleoproterozoic era or the Mesoproterozoic era, but I can tell you this thing was fucking rancid!
