Papa’s & Progeny

My oldest daughter “T” (age 9) has proclaimed her undying love for a young man named Brendon Urie lead singer for an emo band called Panic! At The Disco:

and a smaller crush on Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy:

Now for a nine year old girl to have a crush on a lead singer for a band is nothing new. In fact I imagine that there were caveman fathers who also had to roll their eyes at their young little cave-girls when they swooned at the group of daper looking cave-teens when they grunted in melody, and stomped in tune.

But my main issue with these particular crushes is the obscene use of “guyliner“. My major fear is that in five years I am going to get David Bowie, Alice Cooper, and Alex DeLarge look alikes knocking at my door asking to “talk to” my daughter.

I cannot allow this to happen.

Even if your two-year-old talks a big game, his tolerance for cocaine is probably not as high as yours:

jesus fucking christ!

***linky***

Don’t people do cocaine so they can obtain the energy of a 2yr old? thats like giving Jesus water floaties

I have nothing else to say about this.

Bad Fuckers

I just read an AP article about a woman who received just ten years for drowning three of her children.

ten years, for depriving three little children who did nothing wrong but “get in the way of her relationship”

I cannot begin to tell you how wrong I feel this is.

some poor schmuck who gets caught giving his friend a bag of pot to help ease his chemotherapy gets slapped with distribution and will most likely spends way more time than the dirt-bag that kills her fucking children!!!!!

Bad Cluckers

I found some chicken in a tupperware container in the back of my refrigerator. I am not sure if it was from the Paleoproterozoic era or the Mesoproterozoic era, but I can tell you this thing was fucking rancid!

with three little girls in my house, I have been overloaded with girly type toys.
Dora the Explorer, Carebears, My Little Pony, Barbie, and Bratz off the top of my head.

now dont get me wrong, all of them (except for Barbie and Bratz) give a good message, and they all are cute. But for the love of all that may be holy in this world and the next, I am longing for a color other than pink or purple, and a decoration that is different than fucking glitter!

I missing the days of Transformers, He-Man, Starwars, and G.I. Joe.

after K and I get married, we had better damn well have a boy! I have already informed her that if we were to have yet another girl, we would give her to Science and try again for a boy.

maybe I should try to get one of my girls to embrace the idea of a VW Beetle that turns itself into a small yellow robot.
perhaps one of the girls would bee keen on the concept of a steroid laden man grabbing his sword while screaming “I HAVE THE POWER“

or maybe I need to deal…

this is my first post onto this Blog. My hope for this blog is to allow me to connect with other fathers who are more than happy and willing to share tips for raising little hellion boys to be like you, and teaching your little girls to stay away from guys like us.